I live next to a church now, so it lended me some inspiration for these humoristic sketches.

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Capt. RaM wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
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Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
OK, RC, I hate your guts now. And I mean REALLY hate them. >:(
Why's that
Unless this is a Mormon priest, Christians don't do this.
How do you know
Because I AM a Christian, and we at LEAST don't rape people.
So you represent all the christian people in the world? Or is that just what you wish your beliefs are supposed to represent? Still, you're here, on this site that mostly deals with anal rape... So perhaps it's not too far away from the truth?!
You know what? My beleif wants it's followers to forgive others, and I forgive you, RC. I'm also sorry Ithat I acted like a jerk.
You forgive me because you have to, instead of want to, then?
It doesn't really matter yo, you don't bother me much. 's OKay.
Thank you. And I forgave you because I wanted to. I don't forgive my own family as much as I should.
Comedy gold right here.

Thanks RC.
I'm aware this is a year after the fact...but jesus fuck that was stupid as all hell
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
OK, RC, I hate your guts now. And I mean REALLY hate them. >:(
Why's that
Unless this is a Mormon priest, Christians don't do this.
How do you know
Because I AM a Christian, and we at LEAST don't rape people.
So you represent all the christian people in the world? Or is that just what you wish your beliefs are supposed to represent? Still, you're here, on this site that mostly deals with anal rape... So perhaps it's not too far away from the truth?!
You know what? My beleif wants it's followers to forgive others, and I forgive you, RC. I'm also sorry Ithat I acted like a jerk.
You forgive me because you have to, instead of want to, then?
It doesn't really matter yo, you don't bother me much. 's OKay.
Thank you. And I forgave you because I wanted to. I don't forgive my own family as much as I should.
Comedy gold right here.

Thanks RC.
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
OK, RC, I hate your guts now. And I mean REALLY hate them. >:(
Why's that
Unless this is a Mormon priest, Christians don't do this.
How do you know
Because I AM a Christian, and we at LEAST don't rape people.
So you represent all the christian people in the world? Or is that just what you wish your beliefs are supposed to represent? Still, you're here, on this site that mostly deals with anal rape... So perhaps it's not too far away from the truth?!
You know what? My beleif wants it's followers to forgive others, and I forgive you, RC. I'm also sorry Ithat I acted like a jerk.
You forgive me because you have to, instead of want to, then?
It doesn't really matter yo, you don't bother me much. 's OKay.
Thank you. And I forgave you because I wanted to. I don't forgive my own family as much as I should.
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
OK, RC, I hate your guts now. And I mean REALLY hate them. >:(
Why's that
Unless this is a Mormon priest, Christians don't do this.
How do you know
Because I AM a Christian, and we at LEAST don't rape people.
So you represent all the christian people in the world? Or is that just what you wish your beliefs are supposed to represent? Still, you're here, on this site that mostly deals with anal rape... So perhaps it's not too far away from the truth?!
You know what? My beleif wants it's followers to forgive others, and I forgive you, RC. I'm also sorry Ithat I acted like a jerk.
You forgive me because you have to, instead of want to, then?
It doesn't really matter yo, you don't bother me much. 's OKay.
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
Rock Candy wrote:
the creep wrote:
OK, RC, I hate your guts now. And I mean REALLY hate them. >:(
Why's that
Unless this is a Mormon priest, Christians don't do this.
How do you know
Because I AM a Christian, and we at LEAST don't rape people.
So you represent all the christian people in the world? Or is that just what you wish your beliefs are supposed to represent? Still, you're here, on this site that mostly deals with anal rape... So perhaps it's not too far away from the truth?!
You know what? My beleif wants it's followers to forgive others, and I forgive you, RC. I'm also sorry Ithat I acted like a jerk.
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