The Joker

Characters/Stories

2012-05-23 22:00:04

You know how i got this scar? Well you should never mess with Ka Kat It all started at gotham city when the batman was chaising me as always but then i saw the most awesome face ever...she had her shirt up like on the picture above...i crashed my motocycle and it exsploded...i got into a bad bad harmful wound...aaah god it was painful fuck...but i got over it hu hu! oh thats not the part that I should not have done this is what happened...I walked up to her and say...are you harrly?she sed what the fuck do i look like...I just viseted and I end up speaking to some retarded fuck?I sed watch your mouth missy or these OO are going in the asylem hu hu hu!She then kicked my nuts and ran off in fright...i chased her and batman kicked me in the face...she looked back and say who are you...batman sed...its to dangerous here run!...she sed you got it under control...he glanced at her boobs and he flinged a baterang at her shirt and it fell off...she was in public nudity!...then batman sed i was stoping that zombie from getting you...she sed oh my hero...he sed come with me and he grabed her and flew off into an ally with her...she was like screaming...but not the kind that is scearful a joyful laughter kinda but back to what i was saying...bat man was fucking her...I shouted...hay batcy...Wana hand hu hu hu!...and he sed sure this girl is to strong for me alone to handle...she sed oh no not you agian...I sed shut up missy...im going to plunder that fine ass of yours...she sed wha what are you putting in there...hu hu!your ass will end up in california and the rest of you will end up in the nile hu hu!no seriosly im going to fuck your ass hu hu...agh yessss!what a fine ass toy have...dont you think your over exaggerating a little too much joker...sed a familiar voice...it was harley!...she was fucking pissed but when she looked at za's boobs...she was fealing a little horny too...she took her own helpful tool and it was a strap on...she made za suck it...a pointless flaw but it made it become a threesome!...and then i wispered into her ear...why dont i put a smile on your face hu hu!then i kicked batman away I had my jetpack and I flew off wanting all the fuck for my self...So you see even the most decent people can be corrupted...She poisoned me...I found my self in this old house...there was a TV infront of me...the popet from saw III was on it...it sed...hello...want to play a game?...I sed yes im always up for a game hu hu!...the popet says...what the...fine...go in the room over there...youl find 3 bottles...two of them contains poison...1 of them contains a cure for the poison i have injected into you...you have but only 1 hour to get the cure...mu hwu hahahahahaaa!then you say...did you poisoned me?...then the popet drops down and i hear a voice saying...did you poison him?and i heard no...and the popet came back and he sed yes...I sed I heard evrything thay sed and walked out...but befor i walked out...the popet quickly sed your on scare tactics...then i sed...those bottles arent poison...he sed yes yes...I sed good ill drink them all...then he laughed...he sed thay are poisoned mu hua ha hahahahaaa!and I sed...I did not even drink them yet...Then he sed not so fast...Za is my hostage...I sed please play nice...what do i care...do your worse...the popet fucks her...and I sed please no the horror the horror!...the popet says your on scare tactics...your Harley set you up...I sed weres Harley...I have a suprize in this box hu hu!...hay jokes!wha is this for me?...I sed put your head closer and open it...Inside it was my personal friend...Mr Kitty Hawk!Harly sed what the fuck is this!I sed its Mr Kitty Hawk!...She sed thats just penguin drest as a kitty with a glowing smile tatoo on his face!...Penguin sed why the fuck did you do this!...I sed...your on scare tactics...Two face set you up!Two face says haaaay penguin oh wait i hate Penguin...im out of here... All of that happened to me because I messed with Za... all of that will happen to you Read the whole thing you lazy fucking retarded basturds...fuck