I just want Anything

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2018-11-01 23:41:47

I would give you 5 bucks just to demo the damn thing at this point. Please just get this to fucking market my guy. I love you but come on. Make her a mute. Give her a gag. Put tape over her mouth. Don't draw a mouth. I literally don't care about the voices. No one cares about the voices. Just gives us ANYTHING. Imagine getting married having the best sex ever. Then one day she stops because she thinks she looks fat. Nothing about her has changed, but now, she only gives you handjobs. Once a month, a handjob. A year of this, and you talk and she says, "you know what, I'm not fat, we can do it this weekend". You get a handjob that weekend. Now this new thing of promises, then a handjob go on for lets say, another year. Finally you sit her down, have a long talk. She says she misses the sex, and she just wants you to be happy. You make plans for something romantic. She wants it 3 months from now and you're like damn, we're finally doing this. You take her out, invite her photographer friend she won't shut up about to take your pictures, you even tip the bitch $100 bucks, the works. You get home, She gives you a handjob. You're pictures are the handjob. I like the handjobs, but you know what the fuck I want.