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2018-03-01 14:15:48

You ever see a stripper pop out of a cake? Imagine a penis, just a penis on it's own, popping out of a cake. I'd pay to see that in real life solely for the spectacle of it, but it'd probably be pretty terrifying. What about fucking a penis that's ON a cake? Or an entire cake that's shaped like a penis? Can't go wrong with stuffing a penis-cake up the butt. Well, I mean... Maybe you can, it'd be messy. An icing-covered butt could be tasty, though. I've got a lot of cake-related ideas.