Hoof, I wish I coulda done more with this. But it was a real pain to work with, I kind of overestimated what I could do, and it turned out to be very complicated and not very fun in the end... And it wound up clogging my workflow because of it! So I decided to just let it be like it is, and move on to the next project! Enjoy this for what it is!
Congratulations to Jabajay who found the hidden Yo! first.