Before I start writing shit, there's something very important I have to show you. Something that occured in Tomodachi Life.



This isn't edited. There's actually a penis in a Nintendo game. I can't believe it. The odds for this muts be incredibly low. I feel extremely lucky to have this happen. Make sure to show this shit to your friends, yo!

Soooo~. I hope you had a nice buttsmas. I can tell you mine wasn't very interesting. I played some games, watched some nice movies (Sadly, the Rudolf the Reindeer: The Movie movie as well.) and played scrabble on the phone with my dad. I hope yours was way more interesting than mine, hoahoa!

Mine and Mittsies short little collab has gone nowhere, due to both of us being busy with holidays and other projects. Hoahoa. Such bad luck. I'm pretty sure it wont be abandoned though, he seemed to like the arts in it. I think some friend of his drew it.

As for that Butt Bus flash (http://utterberg.net/upload/img/201412230122-Rock_Candy_%5BButt_Bus%5D.png), KingHime from our forums decided to take it up and work on it! I've not actually seen him do any flash works, but he seems to know quite a but of it, so it shall be interesting to see if he can do anything with it! I promised to help him out as well, hoahoa. So maybe it wont be a dead flash after all!

I did actually finish one flash for christmas, but it is not a porn flash, just a bit suggestive. I present to you: Mental Struggles of Cape-Men!
It's an animation based on a comic that our favorite scapegoat Shrapnel made a few years ago when he was new to RC.se! It was pretty fun to make. Hopefully it is fun to watch too.

I tried to draw some christmas drawings for some people I know, but I couldn't find the muse for it when I did. I did try again yesterday and today, and I think I made a few decent sketches! I'll definately try to clean em up in time for next update. Hopefully new years and comiket stuff wont keep me too busy.
(Rock Candy is eagerly awaiting ふたつの子午線 Orthogonal parallel line. That Merry, the Magician arrangement, hngh, I've waited so long for this. Thank you, dBu music!!)

I wish you all a continued nice fap-holiday, even though I have nothing to offer this year~.
Posted 29th of December 2014 - 02:55 by | 3 comments.
It's almost that time again! Unfortunately, I don't have any christmasey flashes to put out this year. Mostly because last years turned out to be a fiasco. I was holding off this update to finish and post a little sideproject I've been working on, but since flash decided to crash when I finished and I lost lots of progress, that'll have to wait. Meh. I'll do that shit tomorrow.

I wanted to draw some christmasey images as well, but they're probably going to be a little delayed, since Mittsies decided to hook me up on some short project he was making. Something about pizza and horsedicks I believe. So we'll see how that goes. He and I can usually put out something fappable in a short amount of time.

Speaking of flashes, I've had this thing laying around for quite some time: http://utterberg.net/upload/img/201412230122-Rock_Candy_%5BButt_Bus%5D.png
I don't think I'll have the time to ever finish this shit up. It still looks pretty good, so I was wondering if there was anyone out there who'd like to take over or maybe collab on it or something. I mean look at that dick, I think it's the best dick I've ever drawn. Zara's ass and frontbutt look pretty good too, altough not visible here. So ya, if there's anybody who's curious or interested do tell! Dun wanna let this go to waste.

I'm gonna hold off this Patreon thing for a while though, so let's not worry too much about it yet.

I wish Zu could give you all a christmas blowjob, but I don't think she could suck fast enough. And she'd have to work even harder for the girls. Hoahoa. Well, you can always imagine it! I'm gonna head off to bed for now, I hope to see ya all next week, and then I should have something to show, hopefully. If not, shame on me.
Posted 23rd of December 2014 - 01:37 by | 15 comments.
Ack, this week has been so crazy, I don't even know what to write. I'll try anyway!

I've made some good progress on the besped flash. I now only have the cumscene left of the main animations, but then there's a lot of details left to add. It feels as if it is starting to get finished though, and that's always nice. It might still take a couple of weeks or so, since I am switching between projects a lot. This week I hope I'll make good progress on GBlastman's trade.

I started flashifying Sofi's new profile picture.
Any comments on it would be nice. I personally think the eyes came out really great. But I'm not so sure about the nipples, I have a hard time drawing small ones with no breasts.

We streamed some Paper Mario on friday, it was quite spontaneous, so I don't think many of you catched it. To the ones who did, I hope it was entertaining, 'cause it was the last Paper Mario stream. Next game will be Metro, I hope. We'll also have to dig up some other console game to stream.

I've gotten quite a few different opinions on this Patreon thing.
For you who say we should use PayPal; we tried that out when we started up the site, but we kind of got banned because PayPal does not support porn. Patreon does, apparently. Since I might not get welfare moneys anymore starting from 2016, I'd either have to get a job and become even slower at what I'm doing, or have to stop completely. I wouldn't like that! I also wouldn't want to put my work behind a paywall. So it would be more like a monthly donation thing, to me, so that I can pay rents and shit. I don't want to disappoint any of ya, working on porn is the only thing I can! But I'm still not sure what to do here. I always become so awkward when money is involved...

Speaking of which, I bought myself a new tablet, since my current one is starting to get worn out, and the underside of it has smelt like dill for the longest of time. It is the most confusing thing ever, because I don't eat dill or anything like it.

And today, a guy emailed me saying he wanted to make a 3D model of Zu and maybe other characters and do 3D porn animations or something. I'm not really sure what to do anymore, there's just so much things on my mind right now, it's hard to sit down and focus on a single thing. Gah. Multitasking is pain, I tell ya! But it's also nice to switch it up when you get tired of working on one thing.

Look at me, rambling. Clearly I should stop writing and go do something else. Like sleep.

Again, I'd like to hear what you have to say about everything and anything, so leave a comment before you go!
Posted 15th of December 2014 - 02:34 by | 24 comments.
This week I rediscovered just how many different projects I've got to work on, hoahoa. I went back and forth on all on them, it was a nice change of pace. Anyway, I managed to finish the boob stuff in GBlastman's flash, here's a little tease. Or whatever you'd like to call it.

I stayed up really late a few days ago to watch that thing, Video Game Awards, or something like that? I don't know why, I guess I was curios of what Nintendo was going to show? Always expecting the most unrealistic things, like EarthBound getting some kind of recognition or a remake, at least I got to enjoy Lindsey Stirling, awkward jokes and WOOOOOOOOO. While that was going on, I sketched something. This thing here.
I realize there's probably a hundred things looking odd with it, but I was pretty tired when I drew it. It started as an idea of Zara doing mean things to Sofi's butt, but I kind of expanded on it. I might clean it up and finish it some day. But it'll probably take a while, hoahoa.

I've barely touched my Smash Bros since I discovered just how much bullshit Classic mode is at higher difficulties. It's been a long time since I felt such anger towards a video game. It really manages to bring out the angry caveman in me with the constant random luck based outcomes and clusterfucks of input-reading CPUs who juggles you around or gets cheap KOs with items. And then they expect you to go through some shitty ass fortress with insta-KO lava shit along the walls.
It's just not fun. Instead, I've been playing Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. It feels so much more generous in comparison. And that's not a good thing. Fuck.

Anyway, enough of my ramblings. I have been asked about this Patreon thing that is popular amongst pornartists nowadays apparantly. Is this something that you, the fans, think would be something to look into? I'm not really sure why I should get it since I can't really offer anything that I'm not already showing on site, but some people really want me to get one.

Let me hear what you think about that until next sunday, ya?
Posted 12th of December 2014 - 17:54 by Rock Candy | 16 comments.
I wish I could say I've done a lot this week but...
Since I got Smash 4 Wii U, I've been playing it nonstop trying to clear those bullshit challanges. Very unfair. My body doesn't like that apparently, and I've had a slight headache for two days now. Hnf.

And yea, I said there would be a stream today, but Raz had to go and switch apartments or something this weekend, so he couldn't make it. I should have told you earlier but... I got distracted by Smash too much. Sorry bout that. I've been informed we may continue our Paper Mario Stream though, since our third man Haplo might show up on wednesday or thursday. Wouldn't that be something, eh? Maybe we can actually finish that shit. We ended on a game freeze on the moon last time, if I remember correctly. Hoahoa. Anyway, I hope that will happen. As for Metro, it'll have to wait...

Anyway, I got some fanarts n' stuff for you to look at meanwhile!
A gun wielding Sofi with robots, made by Daniel!

And I'm not sure what to classify this as, but it's a colored panel from that Zara comic I made.

Neat stuff, indeed~!

Now, I'm wondering if I should stay up all night and play some more smash or rest my poor brain. In any case, I'll have to get back to flash tomorrow as well. GBlastman trade n' stuff needs to be made.
Posted 1st of December 2014 - 01:46 by | 2 comments.
Edit: Raz says he'll be free on sunday. So expect Metro 2033 being streamed at that time!

I talked to Raz, and he said he'll be free a few days in the beginning of next week, but I'm not sure just when that'll be. He was supposed to tell me today, but I guess he fell asleep or something, 'cause he's not answering. I'll update this newspost with the date as soon as I know.

We've switched from twitch to this other streaming site called "Hitbox". It's got way less delay, so we can now actually reply to what people say in the chat. It's like 5 seconds or so instead of 30 seconds. Very good, it also seems to be more stable in general, so if you're interested in our streams, go watch or subscribe us over there at: http://www.hitbox.tv/RocknRaz
Don't miss out, yo!

Anyway! November 23rd was a certain somebody's birthday! Therefore, I sketched up this little birthday drawing for that person! I hope she's happy about that cake, because some special ingredients went into it. Hmhm.

I also scanned a picture of a batting Lollo, which I guess is quite humorous!

I also sketched up a new profile picture for our favorite pyromaniac Sofi!
Is it good? Is it bad? opinons please~!

You can also have this screenshot of GBlastMan's trade flash. I've really put a lot of hard work into it so far. I may have to cut out some of my original plans for this, because it takes forever to do all of this! It was supposed to go quick, but nyah! I'm not sure!

This week, it's back to the besped trade. Hopefully I'll make great progress on that one instead!

And I guess Smash Brothers Wii U comes out as well here in Sweden soon. From what I've seen, classic and All-Stars seem to be pretty disappointing. As well as the stages... Meh.
Posted 24th of November 2014 - 03:09 by Rock Candy | 15 comments.
Apparently they're caused by some scrap code or somethin' that fills shit up a lot faster than they should. I hope we can get rid of those now that we know what the problem is.

Anyway! I've got some arts for you today!

Sofi meets an old... Friend?
Zara has some fun with a new friend!
And Lollo teases a poor guy a bit.

I've also been trying to sketch up a new Sofi profile image, but it's a lot harder than I imagined! I hope to get it sketched out next week. And also to progress with writing as well.

I also got some fanarts today!
It's inspired by my Scary Porn Month flash! It was made by redriot over at Furaffinity! Thanks a lot~!
(I think Sofi chose a very unfortunate alias, since it's so easy to pair her up with animals because of it...)

I was also thinking of streaming this game called "Metro 2033". It was free for a while and I was forced to download it by a certain guy. Apparently it's some sort of horror game? Since I am the biggest wuss ever (I was afraid of Luigi's Mansion... And the people who watched me stream Resident Evil 4 should know too.) I'm going to try to get Raz over here and aid me in my quest if people are interested in seeing that. Please let me know~!
Posted 17th of November 2014 - 02:04 by | 9 comments.
So! It is that updatey time again! Today, I have some shit to show you all! And you will enjoy it, damnet.

First of all, two sketches of profile image designs:
Louise sketch
Sixten sketch
What cha think of em? I'm gonna give Sixten a bit of a redesign, since his role in the canon story will change quite a bit. I have been forced to alter many scenarios, sadly. I think Zu and Sixten wont end up together anymore...

And a sketch of a sticky, cummy Zu. I'm not sure what to do with it. Anybody got any ideas?
If not, that's OKay, I guess. I'll just scrap it.

And uhh, have an update on GBlastman's trade flash! Contains odd penetration, so be aware of that.

I also have a Halloween fanart thingy drawn by our favorite serbian Shrapnel! He sure has come a long way since the beginning.

Speaking of Shrapnel, he and his brother visited me in Sweden this summer, if you remember. We streamed some games while we could, and here's the highlights of those funtimes!


My personal favorite part is around the 17:00 mark. It's just so perfect. It's became my new catchphrase, I believe.

That's all for this week, next week it's back to the Besped trade. I hope it will go well! And I hope you'll fap and share your fantasies! Yes! Have a nice week~!
Posted 10th of November 2014 - 02:51 by | 19 comments.
Here's the flash.

Not much, but maybe something for a quickie!
Posted 31st of October 2014 - 20:58 by Rock Candy | 1 comment.
Man, October just flew by. At least for me. I suffered a bit from artistic depression for a while, so some days I didn't do much but sleep and watch movies. Or playing Smash. But it seems to be over now, so that's great! Hooray! I hope it stays this way, too.

Anyway, I stayed up late in the night to finish this little bonus thing for the Halloween contest: Salty Zara.
It was a long time since I made something in comic format. So this is pretty good, for me, I think! Now I just need to finish the ACTUAL thing in time. Haw haw. I got until friday, but I can always cheat and say "Well it isn't sunday yet..." in case I don't. Tee hee hee.

As for smashing, that went pretty well. I almost forgot, but a friend of mine reminded me. It was quite fun, though I made a complete fool of myself the first round hoahoa. So yeh, I'm gonna try to be on the same time every day for a short smash round this and maybe following weeks, depending on demand. The time is around 20:00. My timezone is GMT+2. So I'll hope to smash ya some!
Posted 27th of October 2014 - 04:48 by Rock Candy | 19 comments.